shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

(Source: charmslapped, via thatwhorenextdoor)

yoplaitfaygo:

billiejoecobra:

what if im actually a ghost rn and im possessing some innocent persons body and no one knows including me

2spooky

(via on-my-way-to-rivendell)

dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND

(via fiona-button)

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

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dem0litionl0ser:

heyfunniest:

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

IT’S BACK FINALLY 

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